.


My Portable Family

by Noa Jones

Please don't ask me where I grew up. If you do, I'll either have to make up some vague answer ("Uh, here and there") or bend your ear with the truth ("I was born on a little island called Manhattan, and by the age of 3, I was calling California home. Then, two years later . . ."). And I'll also have to explain that no, my dad wasn't in the military--it's just that my mom kept coming up with new reasons to pack up the Parcheesi board and the parakeets and the bunk beds and wave goodbye to whatever life we had settled into. The announcements came about every two years. I never got used to the feeling that followed, like swallowing a boa constrictor that would wrap around my heart and weigh me down through the summer and into the new school year. Then, time to be The New Girl. Again. At the very least, my mother had the decency to move us during the summers so we wouldn't have to switch schools midsemester. So many Junes my brother and I would head to New York to visit our father, then return to our mother weeks later in a new town with a new house for us to explore and new bedroom territory for us to divvy up. I can't exactly say I remember the early moves. I was born in New York City, then lived one year in upstate New York, then two in Bolinas, California, then four in Boulder, Colorado, and two more in Aspen, Colorado, then over to Santa Fe, New Mexico, for two and back to Boulder for another four. When I was little, it was pretty easy to make new friends. I was one of those kids who would just sidle up to you at the supermarket and say, "Wanna play?" I'd keep asking until someone said okay and didn't let it faze me when someone said no right to my face. If only that technique had worked all the way through high school. When I was in the fourth grade, after we'd lived in Boulder four years and I'd established myself in school as a troublemaking tomboy, my brother and I were presented with a series of announcements. Not only were we getting a new stepdad and baby sister, we were moving into a new house in a new town, Aspen. Instead of chaining myself to the banister and refusing to leave, I seized the day. I was a bit tired of my bad-girl image, and it seemed that changing into an entirely different person was the solution to all my problems. And moving hundreds of miles seemed like the perfect opportunity to make the change. I shed my first name, Noa, and adopted my middle, Christine, and I refused to speak to my family if they called me anything else. During the weeks before the move, I purchased new clothes, practiced new walks, adopted a new smile and a whole new charming personality. I imagined that in my new school, in my new town, I would be popular and sweet and cute, and everyone would love me. I became obsessed with the first day of school--sharpening pencils and practicing my new handwriting. Gone would be the ratty tomboy. I would be A New Girl. Literally. Unfortunately, pristine Christine died about two weeks into the school year, the day I wore a pair of sneakers that all the other girls made fun of. Her spirit came to life again, though, for a brief period during our move to Santa Fe the summer after sixth grade. I made my bed, ironed my jeans and tried my best to impersonate the most popular girl at my middle school in Aspen. But that time Christine lasted only about a day and a half. She stranded me on the four-square court when a bunch of squirmy boys started laughing at me because my zipper was down. Though that was a rocky start, my Santa Fe years actually ended up being some of my happiest. A month after I started school there, my class went on a camping trip. Maybe it was the golden leaves and the bright-blue sky, or the hours of Truth or Dare or even the freeze-dried cherry pie, but something helped bring all 30 of us together as a big group--and I found my place as the class clown. People called me Christine only because I didn't feel like retraining my family, but I felt free to be the moving person I'd been trying so hard to hide: myself, Noa. And then, the following summer, the announcement came. We were moving back to Boulder. I cried so hard that my mother promised it would be our last move ever. Returning to Boulder after four years was weird. My old tomboy friends looked like mutants in all their makeup. They probably thought the same of me, all decked out, Santa Fe-style, looking like a cross between Janis Joplin and Pocahontas. I don't think I would have ended up with them even if I had gone to the same junior high. That move was the first time I didn't try to be the perfect Christine. I'd gotten used to just being myself--even if it didn't exactly attract many friends. I wasn't desperate, though, because I was convinced that at any minute I'd get the call to go back to Santa Fe to live with a friend. But I had to deal with Boulder until then. Instead of actively seeking out friends, I had to defend myself from the mean kids in the school. I got pretty good at being defensive, aloof and acting like an airhead. And after a while, I adopted the if-you-can't-beat-'em-join-'em attitude: One week I'd hang with the metalheads, spitting Slurpees at strangers; the next I'd be hanging with the homegirls. I guess I wasn't really hip enough to hang, though, because soon I was helping a hippie girl weed her mother's organic-vegetable garden. The kids who finally became my good friends--good enough to get me to abandon my return-to-Santa Fe plots--ended up being pretty much like me: vagabonds, granolas, the children of flower children, kids who could relate to the U-Haul hopscotch my family had been playing. That move back to Colorado in the ninth grade had been the most difficult by far, and the friends I banded with were all the more special for it. It had taken almost a year to find them, and I'd been happy for a few months when . . . the announcement came. Again. Despite my mother's promise. But this time, I had a counter-announcement. I just didn't think it would be possible for me to take another boa constrictor. I was staying put, living with a friend and finishing high school. So my family moved to Providence, Rhode Island, without me. The four years I spent in Boulder during high school is the longest I have ever lived in one place straight. Maybe it's my limit. Maybe my mother's wanderlust wore off on me. After high school graduation, I picked up and moved myself to Israel to pick avocados. And while I was there, I decided once and for all--after eight years of trying to become Christine--to be Noa again.



.
© 1998 krystina@grrlsonline.com